Q. What do the Buffalo Bills and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ .”
Q. What's the difference between the Buffalo Bills and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
And my personal favorite.....
Q. What do the Bills and a possum have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.